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| 10:47pm 20/07/2005 |
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sorry i havent updated latelyive been pretty busy between work, sleep, and hanging out with nikki and friends i have had much time for online time.... well thats bout as much as i have to say tonight... sorry.
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| 03:05pm 09/06/2005 |
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well everyone it happened im not a virgin any more. thats all im saying no details or anything.
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| to diamondstitches |
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| 10:38pm 02/04/2005 |
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diamondstitches I just thought i would let u know that this time i really know who u r. and i know u know me, and that u know my phone number so call me i can help u, please. remember that thing u ask me to do for u "as long as its in my power to do so" I'll do it... but only if this is who i think it is. and u know what i mean.
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| the love letter that jen bean wrote to me...... |
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| 02:42pm 22/03/2005 |
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My dearest Richard,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My love for you over flows like a cup with lots of water in it. Your blue eyes are like big wet puddles, can't swim in your puddles. I hunger for you like I hunger for macaroni... which is all the time. I yearn your tounge in between my thighs... just like my macaroni. Its so warm and sticky, its cheesy. Sometimes I like white, sometimes I like orange. You are my sweet chessy, sticky, slippery mac and cheese. I just love the long, thick, slippery shape of the macaroni. EAT MY MACARONI. EAT MY MACARONI. Anyway I love your toes. They are so sexy and hairy. I wanna put cheese sause on your toes and lick it all off. I wrote a song for you...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh baby, baby how was I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>supposed to know, your macaroni
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was cheesy. Oh baby, baby I love
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your cheesy toes.
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>>>>>>Well thats it. Good bye my lovely Richard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Your dearest macaroni lover,
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| got this from CHRIS TOP HER... chris u know im kiding. |
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| 03:51pm 17/03/2005 |
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you are violet
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Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be.
Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
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| Parental humor |
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| 06:33am 11/03/2005 |
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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. |
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| uh just want to know who put this in my lj.... cause i didn't |
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| 01:53am 19/02/2005 |
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"I never know what you want from me. I'm moving up, moving on. So, say goodbye because I won't say goodbye to you."
Now I want to know who the fuck got into my lj and put this in here!!!!
I'm not pissed that its in here, I just want to know how in the hell you got my password!!!!
And if you don't tell me I am going to find out and that won't be pretty if I have to find out. Just tell me, thats all I'm asking.
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| do not take offence to this it is not ment to hurt ne 1's feelings... |
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| 03:48pm 10/02/2005 |
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quotes of the day... i got these from some friends of mine and i think y'all will just love 'em.
"I may have been the straw that broke the
camel's back, but you gave it osteoporosis."
-Kris G.
"All of our questions are answers to our sins.
All of our Endings waiting to begin."
-Bucky
"Ya know what I hate about school, Spanish people.
I wish their feet could move as fast as their mouths."
-Anonymous
addressing blacks... once again not meant to be rude if it is I'm sorry.
"If we knew you would be such a problem,
we would have picked the damn cotton ourselves."
-Kris G.
"If there were less fat people in the world,
we would be able to end world hunger."
-Anonymous
"Yummy!"
-Avianna
"Foolish mortals!!"
-Matt
People say practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect,
so why practice? I like being nobody, because nobody is perfect."
-Sean
"A moment on the lips-
Forever on the hips."
-A book I'm reading.
"You laugh because I'm different,
but I laugh because you're ugly."
-Becky
"You laugh because I'm fat,
I can diet you'll always be ugly."
-A.J.
"You're so gay you can put
a lisp in the word cracker."
-Kris G.
"Kit-Kats are good unless,
you're with four or more people."
-Chris
"They say Marijuana leads to stronger drugs,
I say Marijuana leads to Twinkies."
-Chris
"There is nothing sexier than
waking up to a cock inside you."
-Madonna
"Torn apart by the reality of life...
and suffering silently with no one to hear my screams."
-Chris D.
"Sleep seldom visits sorrow, when it doth, it is a comforter.
Cold was my soul, Untold was the pain, I faced when you left me A rose in the rain.... So I swore to the razor That never, enchained Would your dark nails of faith Be pushed through my veins again.
To be great is to be misunderstood.
Love is never free from pain...
Loving someone is just a Slower way to kill yourself.
To Better Shape The World, We All Must Die.
The hardest thing to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses.
You'll Have Plenty of time to sleep when you're dead!
So say goodbye to the last parade And walk away from the choice you made And say goodnight to the hearts you break And all the cyanide you drank.
life sucks no matter what you do... and that sucks."
-Chris D.
"Fubu shirt - $50
Roca Wear sweatshirt - $80
Sean John hat - $30
Realizing you're white... - * priceless*."
-Chris D.
"Put your heart, your life, in a box, and just throw it all away...
thats life for everyone.
you suck, yet my head hurts."
-Chris D.
"Sex isn't the answer,
it's the question... yes, is the answer."
-Bumper sticker
"They don't tell you what, you know you should want.
living like life's going out of style.
i need something to feel real tonight, i've had enough, sick and tired, bring the sun or i'm gone.
if i whip it out, and you find it to be small, its ok, because i know i must be bigger than someone!"
-Chris D.
"My aunt once said the world would never find peace until men fell at their women's feet and asked for forgiveness."
-Chris D.
"I like to drink nig nog."
-Josh M.
I never know what you want from me. I'm moving up, moving on. So, say goodbye because I won't say goodbye to you.
If there are any you want to be posted leave a comment and name/anonymous and I'll put it in.
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| 08:20am 07/02/2005 |
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 About Your Kissing Style: You'll only kiss if the mood is right and if you think you are falling in love. Some may say you're old fashioned, but when you kiss, you see stars! One kiss from you, and anyone will be hooked forever. What Your Kissing Style Says About You:You're no prude, but if you're going to get sexual, it needs to mean something. You prefer to take things slow, because it only makes them better in the long run. You're much more likely to find yourself engaged than in some stranger's bed. Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:You and another Romantic Kisser is just pure bliss. You both enjoy the finer aspects of seduction and have the preference of taking things slow. It's practially love at first site. You'll also find yourself attracted to Juicy Kissers. The way a Juicy Kisser locks eyes with you and draws you in is almost cosmic... Manic Kissers are to be avoided at all costs. These kissers love to kiss everyone and can never commit to one person. Next! Carnal Kissers aren't your style either. They'll push you for sex way too soon... and get very upset when they don't get their way. How Do *You* Kiss?More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva |
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| 06:35am 02/02/2005 |
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You Are 89% Pure!
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0 - 19% Pure: If you haven't tried it, it probably hasn't been invented yet.
20 - 39% Pure: You haven't every kinky thing in the world, but you aim to!
40 - 59% Pure: You're a bit of a closet pervert. Who knows what else is in your closet? ;-)
60 - 79% Pure: There's a wild beast in you... somewhere. Let it free
80 - 100% Pure: You're not as innocent as you look - but still pretty innocent!
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| do you think children should witness childbirth??? |
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| 04:50pm 31/01/2005 |
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Should Small Children Witness Childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic
responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic
asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over
her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.
Mom pushed and pushed, and after a little while
Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help
and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what
she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place, smack his ass again."
thanx again for reading my random shit.
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| 04:02pm 31/01/2005 |
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Your Element Is Air |
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.
Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.
You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!
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see chris we are ying and yang.
weird huh
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| 03:57pm 31/01/2005 |
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In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Play in rush-hour traffic.
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| 02:31pm 26/01/2005 |
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If you and I were alone in a room right now, what would we be doing?
Now post this in YOUR LJ, and see what people wanna do with you.
just do it already.
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